When I was little my brothers used to call me Jellybean funny that I ended up marrying someone with the last name Bean especially because the nickname “Jelly” stuck with me through high school. So my mother now calls the two of us PB&J or Peanut Butter and Jelly.
I met my husband Paul a month before we married. Its funny if it would of been someone else marrying someone they just met I would of laughed at them. I also thought I’d be alone forever I was actually ready for it. Paul asked if I’d like to grab some dinner with him, but since we never met I didn’t think of it as a date just meeting up seeing what the other person was like, I wasn’t looking for a date I just wanted a friend. Paul on the other hand thought it was a date and at the end kissed me goodnight, I was a bit shocked to say the least. The following days he text me all the time it was really sweet and super cute. The following Friday I failed my drivers test and when I told him about it he came straight over from work with my favorite pizza. Late at night I couldn’t sleep and was extremely bored so he came over all the way from the Valley to Thousand Oaks and we went on a drive he asked me to be his gf but instead of saying yes I asked if I could think about it first. We went to his friends house and talked for a few hours and then headed back to Thousand Oaks. We stopped at Dennys and ate some food and I asked him to ask his question again. He did and I said yes this time. I think it was only about a week after we had been dating when we were sitting in his hot tub and he looked at me and I could tell he wanted to say something but was a bit embarrassed. I told him to just say what you want to say and he said “I love you.”. He was the first person I have ever dated to say it to me first and I knew he really meant it. Its weird how in just a month I went from accepting being alone forever to meeting the man I’d be with forever. <3
I made brownies, packed them in a plastic bag, and put them in my husbands car with a note wishing him a good day at work. He has been trying to quit smoking so he’s a bit stressed lately hopefully this will make his day better. :) <3
I was wandering around Target when I found the cutest tiny porcelain owl, I fell in love it was so damn adorable. I grabbed it off the shelf and carried it around the whole store while my husband and I finished our shopping. I was so happy with my owl, I kept telling my husband how cute and adorable it was. I couldn’t wait to get home and stick it in my planter. Finally we were home and the owl still hadn’t left my hand but when I walked into the kitchen I dropped it on the tile floor and it shattered into pieces. It was the weirdest thing the second I realized it was broken I started crying, balling my eyes out, and I couldn’t help it either. I knew how dumb I must look, I knew how silly it was to cry about something so simple breaking, but I couldn’t stop. My husband is so sweet he completely understood and didn’t think I was weird or anything, he hugged and kissed me and then went straight back to Target and bought me a new one. It was so sweet.
A husband and a wife are at dinner and he is taking to long to order, so she says “you know what I’ll order for you I know what you’ll want.” And the husband says “oh really if you know me so well tell me something that will make me upset and happy at the same time.” She looks at him and says “Well, your dick is bigger than your brothers.”